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"Get (off) and out of jail"

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What do Sharon Stone and the Muslim way of life have in common? Well, they both offer males a way to avoid jail sentences for sexual assault. Sharon Stone wants to see fewer horny men imprisoned and claims teenage girls should simply perform more oral sex:

If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job.

Thanks for the offer sweetheart. I knew you'd give your consent sooner or later. How stupid can Hollywood actresses get?!

Fortunately in Iran, they're not stupid, just seriously evil. The Hadith (الحديث) offers an even easier way out for men, as long as they just rape one woman at a time:

The women asked, "O Allah's Apostle! What is deficient in our intelligence and religion?" He said, "Is not the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man?" They replied in the affirmative. He said, "This is the deficiency in her intelligence."

That's even sillier logic than the horrible away goal rule. And a lot worse as well: an Iranian teenager is going to be executed for self-defense against a rapist. Horrible. Can we please send Sharon Stone over for a while, ice pick included, and just watch?

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