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Rape and carmageddon in Eindhoven

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Yay Feyenoord!

I'm not quite sure I can continue to support PSV now that they are signing Patrick "I'll rape anything I haven't yet run over with my car" Kluivert, so I might as well defect to the local football team in Rotterdam even though they hardly ever win anything. While rumours were denied on Monday, today all the headlines indicate a deal after all. Meh. Why sign a 30-year-old over-the-top loser who will be thoroughly hated by the fans?

If it weren't for Inge I'd boycott Eindhoven for as long as this tosser walks around there.

On the bright side, PSV is also attempting to sign Jan Kromkamp and Amr Zaki, while attempting to get Kevin Hofland to return to Eindhoven. Those players are very welcome, of course.

PSV wants Kromkamp?

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PSV wants to sign Jan Kromkamp:

"We have contacted Liverpool to ask what Kromkamp's status is," chairman Rob Westerhof told Voetbal International.

Good news, I think he'd definitely be an asset to the team.

PSV Eindhoven 1 - FC Groningen 1

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We are the champions, my friend.. And we didn't even need a win because rival AZ lost against Ajax. Good thing I didn't stay in Eindhoven for the party though, it would have been somewhat disappointing after a draw. Nonetheless: PSV wins the Dutch league. Yay!

Willem II 0 - PSV Eindhoven 3

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Yay for my team! Once again I did not actually see the match (blame my social life), but we're now only four points away from the championship with four more matches to be played. And if AZ and Feyenoord lose any points tomorrow we might just bag it next week!

PSV Eindhoven 2 - AZ Alkmaar 0

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Despite a mere nil-nil after ninety minutes and having to watch the game from work, all well that ends well: PSV reached the final round of the Dutch "Gatorade" Cup by beating AZ for the second time in a few weeks. That said, a mere seven points are required from the five remaining league games to win the title once again.

I suppose I'll have a party to attend in Eindhoven in a very small number of weeks!

Ajax Amsterdam 0 - PSV Eindhoven 0

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PSV lost two valuable points against Ajax last night, but fortunately Feyenoord also didn't accomplish more than a tie today. Still seven points ahead then with only six more matches to go. League championship shouldn't be a problem!

Sodding Frogs 4 - PSV Eindhoven 0

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Returning from a three-day fever, flu and H5N1 attack would have been nicer had Olympique Lyon not outperformed PSV (0-5 aggregate). Sodding French. I wish we would've let the Germans retire there instead of saving the shithole. Liverpool is out as well, so no reason for happiness at all tonight.

I'm back to bed, in tears.

AZ Alkmaar 1 - PSV Eindhoven 2

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Due to my day out I didn't actually see the premier league games today but PSV extended their lead by beating AZ (now 11 points behind) while Feyenoord lost two important points with a one all tie in and against Groningen. The Rotterdam squad is now trailing Eindhoven by seven points with eight more games to be played.

Real Madrid 0 - Arsenal 1

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Almost forgot but at least one English team had a decent result tonight. It's not like I care much about the Gunners but they're a London site so three cheers for their win anyway!

It's still a shite Champions League night though. Still can't believe PSV unnecessarily lost a home match because of a goalkeeper blunder. Shite night and still not drunk enough not to care.

PSV Eindhoven 0 - Olympique Lyon 1

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First half: PSV were better and should have converted at least one chance into a goal. Second half: Lyon were the better team and scored a goal because the otherwise reliable Gomes completely missed a stoppable free kick. PSV were ur against ten after a red card for the last ten minutes but Kone missed am incredible chance.

Hate to say it but I don't see PSV recover in France. Shite!

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