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Letter meme

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This is a meme I saw at Inge's LJ some time ago. How it works:

Comment on this entry and I will give you a letter. Write ten words beginning with that letter in your journal, including an explanation what the word means to you and why, and than pass out letters to those who want to play along.

Inge threw an E at me. Quite a tough letter, so it took me a while. Here we go:

I made it! Thanks Ig, but next time please throw me a freaking Q or Z because I'd probably be finished sooner.. this took me how many weeks? Too many.

As the meme said, drop a comment if you want to play along and I'll assign you a very nice letter. Most likely the ß, ø or š for anyone who's going to be mean about the fact that I used to be a Trekkie. ;-)

MSN Pong

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Fun game for MSN: pong! You're going to play a best of 1 game with your mates. The rules are simple:

To start playing, start a conversation with someone saying nothing but "bleep".

If that person answers with a bleep, you lose and must find another person. If that person doesn't respond with a bleep, he/she is now the one who must find someone to play MSN Pong with!

Bleep!

Famous people meme

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I'm starting a meme:

List all famous people you have met and tell how. You must have actually spoken to them and preferably they had some clue who you are. Then appoint five people to repost the meme and say who you think they would love to meet.

Here's mine in approximate order of notability:

I'm appointing: Inge (wants to meet Evanescence's Amy more than Lauri/Aki or James Marsters, I bet), Dorith (Kotani Kinya?), Charlotte (Rufus?), Neil (George Bush) and Kris (no idea so I'll just say Ville Valo). Happy meming!

Autobiography meme

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Stolen from Charlotte.

Prologue:

Where did you take your default pic?
At the gents at the pub, wanted to get a picture of my new haircut right after getting it.

What exactly are you wearing right now?
Stars and strips All-Stars, my new jeans, a Pinboys shirt, chains.

What is your current problem?
Need to clean my room.

What makes you most happy?
City trips involving gigs, good food, getting drunk and stoned, shopping.. I'm pretty happy right now considering my recent trip.

If you could go back in time and change something would you?
Get myself a few references in all major religious texts. People are so gullible, they'd buy it.

Name something obvious about you
My haircuts.

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Heideroosjes - Nothing's Wrong (watching their DVD)

Any celeb you would marry?
Sure, if I want to get married at all, haven't got any celeb in mind yet though.

Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Theo van Gogh (RIP), Woody Harrelson, Slash (Guns N' Roses), Charisma Carpenter (Buffy/Angel), Monica Lewinsky, my stepbrother Joeri, Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter)..

Do you have a crush on someone?
Might. ;-)

Ever sang in front of a large audience?
High school. Like once or twice. And by large, I mean class.

What do you usually order from Starbucks?
The white chocolate mocca.[/i]

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Stiffler, from American Pie. Apparently. But the guy who said it was stoned.


Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?

I don't watch porn with minors in it.

Do you speak any other languages?
Other than English? Dutch and German.

What magazines do you read?
None at the moment, actually.

Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Not that I remember, but I'm not into cars that much.

Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Yeah.

Do you ever watch MTV?
Nope.

What's something that really annoys you?
Long memes. But not always, obviously.

Chapter 1:

Middle name: Technically none as Robert-Jan is a single name, but I'd say John.

Nickname(s): Capzilla, Capsi. Some mates simply call me Kaper, we had a nag for using last names for each other come to think of it.

Current location: my couch, Rotterdam.

Eye color: brown

Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents: nope.

Do you get along with your parents: most of the time.

Are your parents married/separated/divorced: both are remarried again with the recent wedding of my dad.

Do you have any siblings: 7 steps, 6 of which from remarriages.

Chapter 3: favorite

Ice cream flavor: Arty's cherry.

Season: summer.

Shampoo/conditioner: Nexus Humectress conditioner. Smells a bit like bubblegum.

Chapter 4: Do You:

Sing in the shower: sometimes.

Write on your hand? nope, I use my phone.

Call people back: most of the time!

Believe in love: most of the time!

Sleep on a certain side of the bed: nope, I don't care.

Have any bad habits: doesn't everyone?

Chapter 5: Have You Ever

Broken a bone: I've broken my arm.

Gotten stitches: yup, still visible on my leg and one in the face.

Taken painkillers: yeah, but the last one was when I was like 15.

Gone SCUBA diving: nope.

Been stung by a bee: could be.. but if so, I don't have a vivid memory.

Thrown up in a restaurant: nope, I know what to order.

Been to overnight camp: yup.

Sworn in front of your parents: all the time.

Had detention: yup.

Been sent to the principal's office: shit happens.

Been called a ho? Me, slut? No comment.

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last

Person to text you? Inge.

What did it say: it was about the TR concert Thursday and the Da Vinci code movie.

Person to call? dad.

Person you hugged? Kirsten

Person you tackled?: I should do that more often.

Thing you touched? my keyboard? (good answer Charlotte!)

Thing you ate: hamburger with bacon and fries.

Thing you drank: bottle of beer.

Thing you said: don't recall.

Colour quiz

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ColorQuiz (darn Yankee spelling) claims to be "a free five minute personality test based on decades of research by color psychologists around the world" which roughly translates into yet-another-bollocks-quiz-on-the-Internet. Let's see how it analyses me:

Your Existing Situation

Willing and adaptable. Only at peace when closely attached to a person, group, or organization on a which reliance can be placed.

Your Stress Sources

Feels that life has far more to offer and that there are still important things to be achieved--that life must be experienced to the fullest. As a result, he pursues his objectives with a fierce intensity that will not let go of things. Becomes deeply involved and runs the risk of being unable to view things with sufficient objectivity, or calmly enough; is therefore in danger of becoming agitated and of exhausting his nervous energy. Cannot leave things alone and feels he can only be at peace when he has finally reached his goal.

Your Restrained Characteristics

The situation is preventing him from establishing himself, but he feels he must make the best of things as they are.
Circumstances force him to compromise and to forgo some pleasures for the time being. Capable of achieving physical satisfaction through sexual activity.

Your Desired Objective

Preoccupied with things of an intensely exciting nature, whether erotically stimulating or otherwise. Wants to be regarded as an exciting and interesting personality with an altogether charming and impressive influence on others. Uses tactics skillfully so as to avoid endangering his chances of success or undermining others' confidence in himself.

Your Actual Problem

The fear that he might be prevented from achieving the things he wants leads him to play his part with an urgent and hectic intensity.

Not entirely made up, I must admit. But then I tried it again and the results were completely different, so this is bollocks indeed - except for my capability to perform sexually, of course.

And my BBFC rating is..

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Quiz time! And finally a short, entertaining one as well. So.. by scoring 67 points, my life has been rated...

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Suitable for 18 years or older. This is real life. Anything in this category is considered to be of subject matter relating to adult life, that happens day in and day out. Walking down the street is an 18 certificate. You have a life, well done.

Examples: American Beauty, Scary Movie

I guess it helps that I swear, occasionally smoke pot, have sex, drink loads of beer, am addicted to rock music and stay clear of mainstream and charts. I had to cheat to see if there was an R-rating but it seems like I'm just one murder and a few gay orgies away from "You are filthy. congratulations!". Might be worth a change of lifestyle, such praise.

Hopefully Neil will take the effort to get his all-ages rating, but I'm curious in general what other people score. Post some comments lads and gals!

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