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How many emo kids does it take..

• Posted by Rob (#1) on April 21, 2006 13:39 CEST

Funny joke found on Slashdot (not that that's the original):

Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

But only after they've dropped the defective bulb to use it as a razorblade, of course. Which is probably the reason why the bulb needed to be changed in the first place.

Or how about..

Q: If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?

A: The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

(From Green Chaos Puk Jokes.)

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